Robin Hood Movie Review

Category : Action

When Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe announced that they were going to make a new Robin Hood movie I was excited.  The last time that the dynamic duo came together they produced the epic Gladiator movie, so naturally when news of this movie came to light I could feel the hairs on the back of my neck rising.

Just in case you don’t know the story of Robin Hood I will fill you in, Robin Hood is a story about a menacing archer who fights for the rights of the poor villagers against the evil and greedy king of England, however this story of Robin Hood is a little different and is more about Robin fighting against the French rather than the English.

This origin movie however is a little slow, and fans of Gladiator might at times think that they were watching a movie from a different director.  Sure the texture of a Ridley Scott movie is here and so is the acting talent and clever dialogue however from a Robin Hood movie you would expect a fast paced action packed beast of a movie instead we are given a slow paced turtle.

Having said all of the above you would expect me to give this movie a bad rating, but it’s really not that bad in fact if you are patient enough this movie is worth taking a look at, maybe not in the cinema though.  The reason for this is that the finale fight scene in this movie that everything builds up to is a real let down.

Overall this movie gets 3 out of 5 stars from me.

Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa

Category : Uncategorized

this is not a post that would usualy find its way onto this website, however seeing as it is more than likely the last season of 24 then i will make an exception.

fans of 24 i give you Jack Bauer Interrogating Santa

How to train your dragon movie review

Category : Animation, CGI, Comedy, Family

After the success of Avatar there was really no question if 3d was here to stay and one of the genres that has really grabbed 3d technology better than any other is animated CGI movies.  How to train your dragon has grabbed the technology by the horns and has used it very effectively.

We are invited into a magical world of Vikings and dragons where both are constantly at war with each other.  The Vikings are built like brick walls and their only objective is to slay all of the dragons, however there is one exception and this exception comes in the form of a character called “Hiccup”.  Hiccup longs to be a Viking warrior just like his dad, the chief dragon slayer.  There is one problem with this though as Hiccup has none of the brawn his dad has but thankfully he has the brains.

Hiccup uses his brains to make a dragon capturing device in which he uses to great effect, he uses his newly created machine and captures his first dragon, he soon realises however that his new captured enemy is far from dead.

Hiccup soon realises that his new captured enemy is far from the monstrous beast that he had been lead to fear.  Hiccup soon gives his friend a new name “toothless” and they soon begin to build a strong bond.

The rest of the Vikings meanwhile have decided to head off to the dragon lair to kill them all, so naturally it is left to Hiccup and Toothless to save the day.

How to train your dragon is a heart-warming story about bravery, courage and friendship which will affect the minds of both young and old.  Unlike many other movies the 3D in this movie does add to the viewing pleasure, and the flight scenes are fantastic.

How to train your dragon is a must watch movie for all of those interested in CGI movies.  I award this movie a very solid 4 out of 5 dragon stars.

It’s a wonderful afterlife movie review

Category : Comedy

Gurinder Chadha once again is bringing a Bollywood style movie back to our screens.   After getting behind projects such as Bend it like Beckham, Bride and Prejudice and Angus, thongs and perfect snogging, Chadha as once again tried to create a similar type of movie.

We are taken on a journey to look at a mother’s desperate struggle to find a husband for her daughter.  However finding the ideal man for her daughter has been more difficult than expected.  Every potential husband however slowly starts to reject Roopi.  Angered by this, the mother Mrs Sethi starts to kill them one by one in curry related accidents.

In order for the newly departed souls of the victims to reach heaven they have to help Roopi find happiness. This includes getting Roopi’s mother off from the crimes she has committed by helping throw off the lead detective in the murder cases.

It’s a wonderful afterlife is one of those movies that truly should have been made, and if you go and watch this movie you will feel as if you have just got robbed.  This movie tries to be a light hearted comedy however in my opinion fails miserably.  The laughs don’t come quick or often enough as these type of films need to make any viewing experience worthwhile.  Overall the movie has a few quirky one liners but that is about it, the character performances aren’t too bad however I feel they don’t have a lot to work with in the first place.

This movie lacks anything to say to you that it is worthwhile, for this reason I give this movie 1 out of 5 stars.

Cemetery Junction Movie Review

Category : Comedy, Romantic

Ricky Gervais is practically a household name now and he has even broken into the world stage that is the USA.  From the office to extras and even the Simpsons, Ricky Gervais has conquered much of the world, so it is only natural that Gervais would want to up his game.

This time Ricky has decided to take a leap into the Directors chair, the result of which is Cemetery Junction. Cemetery Junction follows three young men, Freddie, Bruce and Snork all of which are destined to follow in their family’s footsteps of blue collar factory work.

However while they are still young they plan to live their life’s to the max, they intend to party hard while getting as many girls as possible.  This life style soon takes a change for Freddy however when he soon lands a job at a respectable firm.  Freddie is soon taken under the wing of his new boss as Freddie is seen by is elder as a younger version of him.  Freddie then falls in love with his boss’s daughter and soon begins to dream of exploring the world; however his family and friends do not share this dream which then leads to problems for Freddie.

Overall this movie is not what I expected from Ricky Gervais.  Cemetery Junction does offer some laughs however I was presently surprised by the well written story telling in this movie.  The young cast do well to carry the movie and all involved make this movie worth watching, for this reason I give Cemetery Junction 3 out of 5 stars.