Archive for December 17th, 2007

56% The Rocket

Monday, December 17th, 2007

IN THEATRES NOVEMBER 30, 2007 (Limited) Nominated for thirteen Genies–Canada’s Academy Awards–and winner of nine, THE ROCKET examines the life and career of hockey superstar Maurice Richard, known as the Rocket.

13% Hitman

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Hitman features the unfortunate combination of excessive violence, incoherent plot, and inane dialogue.

56% Smiley Face

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Jane F., an unsuccessful slacker actress, is having a bad day. And it’s getting more outrageous and comically surreal by the minute.

Christmas in Wonderland

Monday, December 17th, 2007

It’s turning out to be a pretty rotten Christmas for the Saunders family. Having just moved to a new city from Los Angeles, they have no friends, no money and, with the exception of the bright-eyed Mary, no Christmas spirit.

50% The Walker

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Despite a strong performance from Woody Harrelson, The Walker can be slow and dull at times, detracting from the talented cast.

7% The Comebacks

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Full of groin-centric humor and tired sports clichés, The Comebacks is poor even by parody movie standards.

46% The Sasquatch Gang

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Justin Long (DODGEBALL, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD) stars in this comedy about a group of geeks who may have discovered proof of Bigfoot.

Lake Dead

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Lake Dead follows three sisters (Tara Gerard, Kelsey Crane, and Kelsey Weeden) on a road trip that will change their lives forever.

50% Noelle

Monday, December 17th, 2007

100% Confessions of a Superhero

Monday, December 17th, 2007

This crowd-pleasing documentary follows four actors who spend their days dressed up as Marvel and DC’s best as they try to make it in Hollywood.