Archive for December 18th, 2007

56% Smiley Face

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Jane F., an unsuccessful slacker actress, is having a bad day. And it’s getting more outrageous and comically surreal by the minute.

7% The Comebacks

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Full of groin-centric humor and tired sports clichés, The Comebacks is poor even by parody movie standards.

56% The Rocket

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

IN THEATRES NOVEMBER 30, 2007 (Limited) Nominated for thirteen Genies–Canada’s Academy Awards–and winner of nine, THE ROCKET examines the life and career of hockey superstar Maurice Richard, known as the Rocket.

13% Hitman

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Hitman features the unfortunate combination of excessive violence, incoherent plot, and inane dialogue.

50% Noelle

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Christmas in Wonderland

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

It’s turning out to be a pretty rotten Christmas for the Saunders family. Having just moved to a new city from Los Angeles, they have no friends, no money and, with the exception of the bright-eyed Mary, no Christmas spirit.

50% The Walker

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Despite a strong performance from Woody Harrelson, The Walker can be slow and dull at times, detracting from the talented cast.

46% The Sasquatch Gang

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Justin Long (DODGEBALL, LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD) stars in this comedy about a group of geeks who may have discovered proof of Bigfoot.

Lake Dead

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Lake Dead follows three sisters (Tara Gerard, Kelsey Crane, and Kelsey Weeden) on a road trip that will change their lives forever.

100% Confessions of a Superhero

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

This crowd-pleasing documentary follows four actors who spend their days dressed up as Marvel and DC’s best as they try to make it in Hollywood.